The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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