i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I believe in your delicious
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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