the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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