I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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