I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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