O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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