recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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