You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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