he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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