You're completely useless in the revolution.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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