Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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