i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
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