apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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