But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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