My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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