He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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