shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
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