No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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