Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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