my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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