Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Randomize
