Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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