Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
