I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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