Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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