Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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