i don't plan on having that self control this summer
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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