Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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