She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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