So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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