This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
You can make out without kissing
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