Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
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