Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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