Are we in a gay sports bar?
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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