he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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