i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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