I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
