idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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