how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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