You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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