Duck Duck Cougar?
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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