just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
