I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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