am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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