Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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