Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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