I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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