I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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