can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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