That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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