I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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