: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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