I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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