It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
