what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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