you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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