Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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